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Member$36.70
Adult$40.80
Concession$38.75
Group 6+$36.70

 

Heath Franklin's Chopper  - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024

WINNER Comic's Choice Award - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018

Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f*ck spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

'This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong its right’"moments.' ★★★★ Chortle (UK)

 

Please note: Suitable for audiences 15+
This show contains: Strong coarse language

 


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Tickets

 

Member

$36.70

 

Adult

$40.80

 

Concession

$38.75

 

Group 6+

$36.70

The Venue: Bendigo Bank Theatre

 

This unique heritage space has a leadlight lantern ceiling and was the original 1873 lodge room of the Freemasons. 

The Bendigo Bank Theatre is located on the ground floor of The Capital at 50 View Street.

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