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Overview

Adult$30.00
Concession$27.00
Group 4+$25.00

This is a medieval lineup of stand up, sketch and song. And you get to decide who dies.

King Arthur (Freddie Arthur) is heartbroken - and also suffering a bout of pestilence. To escape the king's wrath, lowly serfs (Patti Fawcett and Dane Knowles) present him with the funniest court jesters Camelot has ever seen. But while Arthur is confined to his throne (the toilet - because he has IBS) his ex-lover Merlin seals the famous sword, Excalibur, in stone (again!).

Patti and Dane must help the king regain his strength, reclaim his sword, and ask the audience (that's you) to decide which of the jesters to f*ck, marry, kill.

 

Presented as part of the Bendigo Comedy Festival with support from Emporium Creative Hub, Agnico Eagle, and the Benefit Bendigo.

 

Approximate duration: 50 minutes

Warnings: Coarse language (occasional/mild), adult themes & discusses mental illness

Tickets

 

Adult

$30.00

 

Concession

$27.00

 

Group 4+

$25.00


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